One of these days...

Facebook asked me "What's going on, Juan?". I stopped for a moment, thought, smiled and decided to answer it.

"Life's going on, Facebook, LIFE IS. 

So that's why I decided to use you as much as I can to make some money and fame and then dump you because you're not taking me anywhere farther than that.
I don't expect other people to do it too, but I do hope they will wake up some day and realize the waste of time you've been to their lives and mine.

Don't be sad, though... it's not you, it's me."